My husband and a few of his friends were in the living room watching the game and having a few drinks. I was alone and bored in the bedroom. Suddenly a smile came on my face, actually a little evil grin. An idea on how I could have a little fun popped into my head.

I love to try to shock and embarrass my husband Roy from time to time. The three guys that he was watching the game with were actually not bad looking at all. One of them was really cute and had a nice muscular body. I decided that I was going to try to embarrass and shock all of them.

I took off my sweatshirt, jeans, and underwear, and put on a really tiny shiny black thong. I guess you could call it a wet look thong. I then ran out into the living room just wearing the thong. I ran right up to my husband, turned around, bent over a bit, and said, “I think something bit me. Can you check?” I then looked over at the guys and smiled. I then said, “This is so embarrassing. But I am scared to death of bugs. So, just pretend I’m not here.” Oh, the expressions on their faces were priceless. I loved it!

After Roy checked me for my pretend bite, he smacked me on the ass, and said, “Danielle, you are unbelievable. Now get.” I stood up, and said, “That smack on my ass felt really good. Do it again.” Roy just gave me a look. I smiled and ran back to the bedroom. Damn was that fun.